The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Montgomery goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.