The Mystery Tweak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.