The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.