The Fumble Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.