The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.