The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Montgomery will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Montgomery's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.