The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.