The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.