The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Carter's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Carter's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.