The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Carter, Carter, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.