The Snap Count Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- A mysterious flag erases Carter's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Carter is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.