The Shadow Coverage Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Carter is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.