The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
- Carter drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Carter's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.