The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Carter gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Carter's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.