The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.