The Phantom Flag Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
- Carter tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.