The Phantom Flag Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Carter is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.