The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.