The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Carter's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.