The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Carter finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Carter's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.