The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Carter was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Carter, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.