The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Carter finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Carter drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.