The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Carter's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.