The Shadow Coverage Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Carter's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Carter was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Carter drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.