The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Carter, Carter, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.