The Shadow Coverage Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Carter's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Carter's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.