The Late Scratch Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Ref: "Number Carter, that's a flag." Carter: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Carter gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.