The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The QB looks at Carter exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Carter, Carter, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.