The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
- Carter runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.