The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Carter scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Carter, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.