The Dropped Pass Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Carter's stadium. Only over Carter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.