The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Carter's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Carter's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.