The Mystery Tweak Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.