The Inch-Short Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Carter gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.