The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.