The Snap Count Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Carter, Carter, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.