The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Carter's stadium. Only over Carter.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.