The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Carter, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.