The Late Scratch Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.