The Shadow Coverage Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Carter, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.