The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Sacramento State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Carter will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Carter's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.