The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Carter on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Carter's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.