The Mystery Tweak Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Carter gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Carter drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.