The Inch-Short Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Samuel Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Samuel Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.