The Butter-Finger Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Samuel Sr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Samuel Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.