The Hamstring Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“The broadcast shows Samuel Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Samuel Sr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Samuel Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.