The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Samuel Sr., that's a flag." Samuel Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Samuel Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.