The Late Scratch Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Samuel Sr., that's a flag." Samuel Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Samuel Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Samuel Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.