The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Samuel Sr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Samuel Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.