The Inch-Short Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- The QB looks at Samuel Sr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Samuel Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Samuel Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.